![]() We should scan that bad boy before it gets ruined. You guys went to the mall together? Yes, we sure did.Īnd we got the free portrait at Sears to prove it. What?! - Yes! - What are you guys doing? When we were at the mall, we got this baseball that shows you how fast you throw it. Let 'er rip! What a cannon! Wow! - 58 miles per hour. Looks like someone has an issue with anger franagement. See what I just did there? I got to get back to work.ĭo you want to have lunch later? Aren't you going to The Pasta Factory with the gang? Oh, is it somebody's birthday? I-I don't know. I picked up this appropriate little number there. So, listen, if you were looking for some clothes for work, Nordstrom's having a fabulous sale. She's new, and dad wants me to talk to her about the way she dresses. " But I don't have to, right? Yes, you do. Have you ever thought of trying to be nicer at your regular job? I mean, I've had to learn how to balance being a friend and a manager. When I leave here, men will want to be me, women will want to shop with me. What are you doing? Hm? What? This is me. I mean, I must tell these people "Wipe down the microwave," "Clean the coffee pot," "Whose moldy lunch meat is this, Kevin?" So, did they put up much of a fight when you asked for that time off, or? Yeah, it's so nice and casual here. I am looking forward to doing a few days of freelance legal work for my dad because, uh, where I work, I've gotten the unfair reputation of being the office nag, which is See, it's only because I work with a bunch of slobs. I mean, you know, I'm in jeans and I'm at work- I feel like a mechanic. How was your first day back in the closet Business? That doesn't make any sense. I have to show them that I'm a serious thinker, and you could be a bit more supportive.Īnd majoring in having your cats eat you when you die. I know all you had to do to get in your college was like their Facebook page, but this is Princeton. I actually like discussing the things that they- I was talking to the mirror. You know, I don't mind college interviews. Just think, a few more months and you'll never have to deal with this again. I guess in my free time, I like to keep up with the latest discoveries in renewable energy. Okay, well, now, don't you worry about Wily not woving you yet.Īw, who's the little weeble wobble? - I can't watch this. Grandpa, this is coming at a really bad time for me and Larry. Lily, don't forget to give Stella lots of belly rubs. You never had a condition that made it difficult to breathe. Remember when you dropped me off at summer camp? You barely slowed down the car. Remember, Lily, she's only gonna be here for a week, she's not gonna be our permanent pet. Luckily for him, he died before my rebellious teenage years. I never turned down an offer to hang with my dad. The next day, they're eating the apple you kind of wanted. One day, they're holding your hand so tight it hurts. Teenagers, huh? Yeah, it's been happening more and more, but it's natural. I'm gonna go hang out with some of my friends. You wanna grab a couple of chair massages till they kick us out? Nah. What else? When I show someone the master bedroom, I'll say, "This is where the magic happens. What else are you gonna do? I will make sure people sign in. That means you're gonna be sticking the sign and the balloons on the corner, you're gonna be turning on all the lights, you're gonna be baking all the brownies. This Sunday, you are manning the open house of the Cape Cod on Linden. What? To hear that you're ready! Congratulations, assistant! I'm moving you up to the next level. ![]() I've been a little stuffy since we got her.ĭo you not remember scolding that waiter at Chuck E.Ĭheese for serving you from the right? Victorian.Įuropean Gothic? Andy, it's the castle from "Frozen. How much? Don't change the subject! The dog goes now! You know, now that I think about it, I could be allergic to Stella. Why don't you like her? She's never done anything to you.Īy, look! My face cream! Do you know how much this costs? No. Not Joe! The dog! I already called Mitch and Cameron.įor a week?! She'll be traumatized! She's very sensitive! She scrapes her butt on the driveway. I don't know if I can go that long without seeing Joe. We need to separate them for a week to see if the rash goes away. ![]() I mean, when she tried to lick her own face In my village, if a goat acted that dumb, we wouldn't even eat it. What? The only reaction this dog gives people is the giggles. ![]() He thinks he might be allergic to Stella. What a surprise- an allergist found an allergy. I went to an allergist today, and he thinks that Joe's rash is an allergy. Really, you're competing with the dog? Don't let it bother you, girl. Turned out to be her reflection in a hubcap.Ĭan you blame her? I got an "A" on my history exam, by the way. We're back! Funniest thing- Stella fell in love with this dog on our walk, just stared at it lovingly.
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